Crazy Card Survey

What is your favorite or most outrageous curse phrase?

2003 SURVERY

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You need a massive hate-fuck kick to the side of the head. – October 2003 Catch Phrase of the Month

My asshole is on fire – September 2003 Catch Phrase of the Month

Fuck off you punk ass bitch – August 2003 Catch Phrase of the Month

why dont you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself! – July 2003 Catch Phrase of the Month

go fuck a duck – June 2003 Catch Phrase of the Month

fuck me in my giant orangatang sized pleasure hole – May 2003 Catch Phrase of the Month

are you gay or is it just me –April 2003 Catch Phrase of the Month

go suck a dick you fuckin bitch! March 2003 Catch Phrase of the Month

Yankee-doodle went to town a riding on his daughter, stuck his penis in her ass, AND CALLED IT MACARONI!!! – February 2003 Catch Phrase of the Month

Guess who just left? The people who fucking cared. – January 2003 Catch Phrase of the Month

NOTE: It is your responsibility to use the catch phrase of the month whenever possible to spread it to all of humanity. Please use it with your teachers, parents, gas station attendants, radio disc jockeys, movie ticket takers, doctors, dentists, newspaper delivery personnel, fast food cooks, and anyone else who looks like they could use a little cheering up or cursing out, whichever comes first.

Let me let you wear my balls on your chin like a gootee

she's stuck so far up his ass she's peekin out his belly button

Touch me again and I'll rip off your sorry dick and shove it so far up your stupid ass that it'll be tickling the back of yourdamn throat!

why dont you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself!

My asshole is on fire

Fuck off you punk ass bitch!

fuck a duck

I've sprayed wet shit puddles out of my ass that have contributed more to society than nigggers have.

go chew on that hunk of blood clot at the back of your throat from eatin a trailer trash bitch on her rag

Fuck the fucking fuckers. ( for it's versitile use of the word 'fuck')

Why do niggers walk the way they do? Because they spent the first 9 months of their existence trying to dodge a coat hanger.

You're stupid, and your doo doo is too!

Fuckity, fuck- fuck- fuck!

stop poking your touchhole

fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, not you, fuck you

dont make me send my dog over to pitch a loaf on your lawn

You donkey-raping, cum-guzzling, tesicle-shitting rectal wart

your tiny anus affends me

fuck me in my giant orangatang sized pleasure hole

are you gay or is it just me

my dick........your ass.......any questions?

If I had a nickel for every nigger your mom fucked.... oh wait, I do... dat beezotch be one o' mah ho's yo. West siiiiiiiiide.

Eet Pharts.

my dog licks balls better then you!

I sprayed a wet fart on your mothers chin while she was licking my gonads.

she got more back than a football team

You need a massive hate-fuck kick to the side of the head.

you look like your mom


NOTE: The survey submission area has been shut down because you fuckers submitted a lot of boring shit.

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