Finally a men's valentines day. Every 14th of February you get the chance
to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with
gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find
romantic. Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no
special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in
their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to
admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now
officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." Simple, effective and
self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a
day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no
special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just
a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and
Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will
try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's
like a perpetual love machine. The word is already spreading, but as with
any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread
the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world

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