The race to be a real American:
families move from Pakistan to America.
they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet -- in a year's time whichever
family has become more American will win.
A year later when they meet again, the first guy says: "My
baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick
up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?"
The second guy says, "Fuck you, towel-head!"