The race to be a real American:

Two families move from Pakistan to America.

When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet -- in a year's time  whichever family has become more American will win.

A year later when they meet again, the first guy says: "My son's playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?"

The second guy says, "Fuck you, towel-head!"

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