2000-2001
INTRO REVIEWS
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C'est pas pire pantoute. J'ai bien aimé. REVIEW 2: Oh
mon Dieu! Ils ont tué Kenny!
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I love the fact that it was utterly pointless just like most introduction.
Missed it the first time had to sit though it twice. this was a
good waste of time.
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FARM ANIMALS ARE SEXY. IT WILL BE OUR DOWNFALL.
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lather, rinse, repeat ...
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Truly inspiring. Not too sure what it's going to inspire me to do,
but inspiring nonetheless. Maybe I'll just go home. Actually, I
wouldn't mind a packet of crisps. I might get myself some on the
way home. There's a nice little shop just round the corner. Yes,
that's what I'll do. Salt and vinegar I think.
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Ohmygod!! Like, that was so kewl! I, like, have to have it to promote
my next tour? It's fabulous! I'm sending thugs over to your place
to steal it right now. Like, this is awesome. I'm going to add to
my 26 page rider that every hotel I stay at while on tour has to
play it 24/7 on bigscreen TV. It will be listed right under the
17 cases of nut crunch yogurt I have to have in every hotel room.
Really, guys, this rocks!! I just have to have it for my next tour
promotion! Thanks for everything! Love ya! -- Britney. P.S. My tits
really ARE real! Here, feel 'em! REVIEW 2: "Something
nice." Oh, yeah, hey, and fuck you too, Eminem!!
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kudos to youdos.
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I didn't press the button the first time so I had to watch it again.
after the 2nd time I noticed it needs hot dogs flying through doughnuts.
WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Finally! Someone has offered a great suggestion,
someone with artistic talent and creativity! A lone echo in a mountain
of silence. A single hair on your dick sack. We're just sorry we
didn't think of it ourselves. Damn it!
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This flash intro made me want to cry. That poor, helpless muppet
pulled all of my emotional strings and made me want to give him
candy. I also felt for the lovechild of the Jolly Green giant. It
seems like there has to abe a flash intro for every site nowadays,
and you guys deliver! Jeremy out. PSST: When are we going to get
a sequel for the human poop machine?
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what type of moron watches the entire intro if they don't like what
they see ... and then spends time to write a bad review? REVIEW
2: god this is geting tedious.
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Wow! It's ... umm ... amazing! I could never do that ... yeah ...
I see ... I have nothing to say. Nothing bad, at least ... umm ...
yeah. I liked the pigs. Yeah. REVIEW 2: It was brilliant.
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Um, Very Great! I think its so great, it should have a time slot
on the WB as a feature presentation!! WEBMASTER'S NOTE: The
WB? That's an insult! That's not even a real network! REVIEW
2: Ok ... It ROCKED!!! MAKE IT LONGER!
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think this intro is long? go to david
copperfield's site ... REVIEW 2: now i am insulted ...
lick my boys you bunch of felchers!
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I am laughing so hard I can barely see to type this, you've done
a great job, keep up the good work for us people with a sense of
humor ha. Dianna Creighton.
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nice job, a bit lengthy but it was funny, so the comedy made up
for the length of time. REVIEW 2: Nice job with the comedy
although it's a tad long. WEBMASTER'S NOTE: You just said
the same thing twice. The purpose of the second review is to say
something better than you did the first time. You are stupid. :)=
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This was very very very funny in some sort of weird and stupid way.
The way you laugh at a idiot who just made his name donkey asshole
infront of alot of people. Well thanks, you brightened my day. <snicker>
Hangman
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pretty gnarley. REVIEW 2: ok, rippingly bitchin, dude! WEBMASTER'S
NOTE: Thanks, dude! Surf's up and the waves are way tasty!!
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that was pretty fucked up but i can appreciate art when i see it
and that intro wasn't half bad. i say with that talent you should
make something less pointless.
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That was the wickedest shit i have ever seen. you guys rule the
shit out of my computer. it was the coolest, bitchenest peice of
art i have ever been privalegdeged to watch. you guys are champs.
I love you. WEBMASTER'S NOTE: We love you to and would like
you to love our bodies with your anus. Please send it in the mail
via FedEx.
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THIS IS COOL CARDS NOT CRAZY CARDS. REVIEW 2: I LOVE THE
CARDS YOU ARE SO NICE. AND A NICE WEBSITE
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It was kind of cool but more annoying than anything ... REVIEW
2: I don't want to ever see that again.
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That's damn good! I wanted to read the text, but I think it's good
it goes by fast to show more instead. Hahaha, it's just so funny!
REVIEW 2: Hehehe, the "chance" to write a review
instead of a prize ... What a joke! Hehehe, you guys rock!
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How funny.... way cool! You are very talented, keep up the hard
work. P.S. Who needs sex when you have candy bars? ;) REVIEW
2: Very Talented Artists
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well, ya shoulda spent more time jerkin' off and less time on the
intro ... Or is that the reason it's about as interesting as watching
old people eat? Keep up the good work (of course i'm referring to
the website not the flash intro) I LOVE YOU MAN!!
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watz up. i like the thought of you guys jacking off while making
this. it's pretty fucked up. well gotta go now ... REVIEW 2:
i loved your intro and i would like my prize. so could you please
send it to me.
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Oh God ! Was it bad? Oh hell yeah ... not the movie man ... i am
talking to my freind about the chicken she made ... oh yeah sorry
... well about the movie ... hmm ... i think it was quite long and
uh ... i think it should be and yeah it was kinda boring but i had
fun. I think you guyz did a great job or maybe you didnt. i didnt
really watch it all i was busy doing other stuff ... but yeah I
still kind of wanna thank you for the "sound disable button"
and wanna take that thanx back for the sick flashing banner on the
top saying mandatory movie. That was kind of a bad idea but maybe
i think it sort of worked fairly well ... anyways ... keep it up.
try making some more sensible movies like this one ... (yeah right)
and have fun ... may god make you all poorer and poorer and make
me rich:)
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Well,, my review is in two parts,, first the flash intro,, it was
like watching Water World,, lots of hype,, lots of content,, none
of it interesting or surprizing ... Second,, my review of the previous
reviews,, Far too many people out there with too much time on thier
hands, and probably lotion too. Those that think differently than
i do on this are just MEAN SPIRITED and wish to keep an UNLEVEL
PLAYING FIELD,, what about the poor inner city flash intros?? why
no equal time for flash intors of opposing views?? Im passing legislation
that will force all to think as i do,, Signed,, Sen. Hillary Clinton
(WEBMASTER'S NOTE: It looks like the comma key of your keyboard
is sticking. Probably from Bill shooting his gunk all over it while
he gets his stick waxed by some young slut.)
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Sorry to be negative, guys, you obviously put a lot of work into
this, but I didn't think it was that great. First, it was very repetitive.
Second, the art work was, well, childish. Third, it had a lot of
extraneous material that didn't really contribute all that much
to the main point. Fourth (let's be frank) it was way too long.
I suggest you guys get a good Flash book and read it thoroughly.
Not to be self-promotional but my new book, "Flash In A Flash,"
will be coming out soon. Look for it! WEBMASTER'S NOTE: You
are a self-serving prick and we will be billing you for your obvious
advertising attempt. Please remit $1250 immediately or we will remove
this review. Also, we plan to review your book so you can see how
it feels going the other way.
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what what what what what
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I think it's real neat. My husband on the other hand says it about
drove him crazy. I told him it didn't have far to to do that!! WEBMASTER'S
NOTE: This comment has actually inspired us to work on a new
Flash intro that will be targeted toward married couples and will
actually improve your relationship just by viewing it! And the more
times you view the Flash, the better your relationship will get!!
We have the technology in place and will implement it soon after
we test it on a few couples who are really down in the dumps now
and headed for the Big D. This actually could be more effective
than Viagra. Please stay tuned ... and please hang in there all
you married couples, help is on the way!
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i liked the "disable sound button"
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I thought it was hilarious!! I wish there were more sites like this.
I've been searching forever to look for a funny flash card and here
is where I frinkin' found it finally!!!. It's all about havin' a
good laugh and here out of I don't know how many sites I've been
on is where I could say I actually **ssed myself laughing!!! GREAT
JOB!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE!!! MORE!!! MORE!!! hehehe.
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I have been on the internet for the last two hours looking for cool
e-cards. I didn't find any until I came to your site. I haven't
even saw any of the cards yet but I know after viewing your Flash
introduction they are definately going to be awesome! This website
is going on my favorites right now, then I am going to send cards
to all of my friends. Thanks and Congrats, all of your hard work
paid off. (Too bad you had to go without sex though, that really
bites!)
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Nice, could you make it a little longer, maybe?
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Wow. I am moved. I think I got a tan from the glow of this computer.
But anyway, it was a superb flash intro, better than most. Better
than all. Though I couldn't read the friggin frog story cuz it went
so fast but that's probably the point. But it was cool, nice, the
best. Emma B, VA. REVIEW 2: something nice. there, i wrote
it, so can i go see it again? and write sooooo many reviews that
it becomes overloaded and the whole system crashes and your snicker
bars and sleepless weeks all go to waste?
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this is the dumbest Flash I have ever seen! THIS REALLY SUCKED!
Webmaster's Note: Obviously, you have no taste. Your computer
will now be banned from this website.)
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I thought it was awesome!!!!! I had recently been doing 12 hour
shifts for the past 2 weeks and it made me laugh and relax. It looks
like maybe it hit to close to home for some of the ones that gave
you negative feedback ... they can deal with that or not. HA! It'll
be neat to see what you make if you do get plenty of sex and try
the Jolt soda!!! Great job!
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Kick-ass! I loved it and couldn't stop laughing. Keep up the good
work!
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You guys rock. Big time. I couldn't have made a funnier flash intro
if I was in a room full of monkeys -- all of us typing our asses
off from now until eternity. Becki REVIEW 2: Still liked
it, but I liked it more when you weren't begging for compliments.
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it sucks you sucks fucker!!! here's a taste of your own medicine:
you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you
suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck
you suck you suck you suck
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brilliant ... ABSOLUTELY brilliant. having to watch that entire
intro was quite tedious, but then, I ignored most of it anyway.
But, to arrive here, with the opportunity to write this review ...
BOY-O-BOY ... my day has more than been made. On a scale of 1-to-blah,
I would have to give the intro a rating of BILL GATES' LIFE - unnecessarily
long and extended, but something that will always put a smile on
my face and make me glad to be me. Hmm, although he is considerably
richer than me, and has probably even had more sex than me, and
he has his own island. Oh ok, FUCK Bill Gates, literally, of course.
Webmaster's Note: Your review is very inconsistent and self-indulgent.
This section is not about YOU and your weak attempts at humor --
it is solely about one of the greatest Flash animations ever. Get
a clue.
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Funny as shit!! I was going to close it at first, but i couldn't
stop watching it! good shit. Webmaster's Note: You are one
of the first people to notice the subliminal animation (a technology
we developed in-house) that actually makes people watch, even if
they don't want to!
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It's borring!!!!!!!!!!! REVIEW 2: It's soooooooooooooo ........
borrrriiiiing!!!! sorry,but it's true!!!!! Bye!!!!
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I think you sorry sons a bitches are a group of very sick people.
Sick, twisted people. Sick, twisted, talented people. That intro
was absolutely flawless and I really appreciate the time you put
in to torture me. That takes dedication, hardwork and all that jazz.
So to any and all employer's out there who might be looking to hire
these guys I'd recommend that you ... DON'T! Forget the talent,
behind that briliant facade of competence and productivity are some
very, very, very, sick people. They'll turn on you. They'll eat
your children. Thay'll tie you to a chair and drag chalk along a
chalkboard, making an intolerable sound that'll drive you to insanity.
Of course, if none of this bothers you you should recognize the
hard work put into this psychotic work of art. REVIEW 2:
P.S. Since I don't think I actually came out and said it, "Good
Work."
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Awesome! It was cool! I actually want to see it again so I will
make this short and sweet. I loved it!! You guys are so funny! Here
I goooooo! Off to see it again!! (thanks for the 'prize', I actually
want to watch it over again to see if there is anything after the
'press this button to recieve your prize) cool! Good job! keep up
the good work! REVIEW 2: Something nice.
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your intro was very david byrne. and i was very bored. thanks for
killing a half hour of my otherwise pitiful excuse for a life. i
really appreciated it. really.
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This was a really cool into with genius ideas and i think it was
very much worth the wait and i'm gonna view it over and over. it's
so cool i wanna do one just like it. --Max
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AGH!!! what the fuck was that fuckin shit?? like WHAT THE FUCK!!
if i've ever seen a fucking load of fuck before this was it!! what
the FUCK!!!
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Umm ... Why were you eating Snickers Bars? That is kinda stupid.
Oh, well, i guess that makes sence with the gay-ass mother fuckin
intro! REVIEW 2: The nicest thing i've ever said is, "Your
moma was good last night!"
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That was the biggest load of shit crap that was ever made ... What
the Fuck were you smoking!! (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Fuck you,
you fucking fuck!)
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I found that your Flash Introduction was very funny in the way that
the things that you actually wanted to see, disappeared. I think
that this is a purely genius idea. I congratulate you on your Introduction.
:)
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traverse yet tantalizing, quip yet cool, perplexing? Yes. Enigma?
quite. Absolute without ending. All in all, different ... thank
you ... I will return
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baby, don't have a clue what u be sayin man. um i'm rightly ripped
here on ssstrongg meds. hey ddude. this ssite it out there -- lol,
only thing is i havent been passt this page yet. say word , dude,
is, cool
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A true mastery of the capabilities of FLASH! A penis or vagina shot
or some diarhea wouldn't hurt. You certainly kept me interested
and ammused through the whole charade.
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Oh well, I laughed, I cried ... I went to the fridge and got another
beer, I called a few friends, I went to the corner store, called
another couple of people and I got older.
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It was ... interesting (terse look) REVIEW 2: It was ...
nice (terse smile).
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I thought it was a little long but other then that i cryed it was
so good I was deeply DEEPLY moved!!!!!!!!!!! (Webmaster's Note:
This is a fine example of the kind of reviews we would like to get
more of. Frankly, we deserve it.)
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YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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cool although I REALLY wanted to read that story, haha.
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it was shit. REVIEW 2: it was shit.
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Very clever. But don't think for a minute we don't know who you
are. You shall be hearing from our solicitors.
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I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Bloody brilliant!
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get another genious to put in the hard work. REVIEW 2: no
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I like chicken I like liver meow mix meow mix please deliver. REVIEW
2: meow
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Your Flash intro Sucked. REVIEW 2: Your intro SUCKED!!!
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Rad, Way retro. Max29. REVIEW 2: It was genius.I've never
seen any crap like it! I want more stuff like it !!!
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i didnt even see a flash intro!
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I believe you might be under the misapprehension that I viewed your
flash intro in it's entirety but unfortunately I was called away
on an urgent mission of mercy just after the meat and beer sequence.
(To the refridgerator that is.) However I'm sure when I get wasted
enough I'll watch it all the way through. maybe.
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Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! :Q (splattering sound as the multicolored
effluvia hit the floor... ) Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!
(sloshing sound as the sickening tide of vomit rises...) Rwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargharg
(cough cough cough ) Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!! Bwaaaaa ... Glub glub
glub glub ... The End REVIEW 2: (sloshing, splashing sound)
( frenzied breathing ... ) Noooooo! Please! I confess! I'll tell
you anything you want! Please ... don't ever bring this thing within
five kilometers of me... Please! :)
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That is so gay! ... you dident put any frames between your captions!
you couldent read any of it, total waist of time! (Worst Flash Ever)
WEBMASTER'S NOTE: You are not only homophobic and disrespectful
of people's sexual preferences, but your spelling is for shit. Please
submit a more positive review ASAP.
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cool, very cool. J.Bradley Brewer
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Did you fart? your intro look like your shit on sunday morning!
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Well, thats 5 minutes of my life I'll never see again.
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WOAH! This rocks! The music is addictive! Funny! Dude!! MAKE MORE
PLEASE!!
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You Suckers.
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Let me say that I have seen the flash intro four times and I still
think that it's funny! It's probably the most irreverent and off-the-wall
thing I have ever seen! Keep up the good work!!!
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IT WAS COOL. REVIEW 2: IT WAS COOL.
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Funny as HELL! And hell is very funny, very funny indeed. Uh-huh.
I liked the hatchets part. You should put more into it whenever
you can. REVIEW 2: Funny Funny Funny. I liked the story.
Is Will an information architect? I need one.
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Exquisitly Inspirational and Imaginative (coming from an artist)
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When i was a young lad i had no hair. but now that i have teeth
once again i am delighted to have seen your whole flash site. marvelouslyterrificstunningbeautifuluglyhatefulbaddogbadgoawayfarfaraway
REVIEW 2: yea
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As I KEPT watching and KEPT watching, I was wondering "Why the hell
don't I stop this?". I couldn't stop! It was hypnotizing! When the
robots came out, I was thinking, "With all the new technology coming
out on a daily basis, what if they somehow programmed these robots
with the ability of shooting me with lazers and they kill me at
my desk. No one will know what happened". But I couldn't stop! I
feel like I've been thru an X-Files episode. Anyway... your intro
is very cool and my congratulations to your designers!
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the FLASH animation was great... there must be some other people
as screwed up as me to come up with the content though... -Crazy
Chris. REVIEW 2: something nice:
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Jesus, I'm glad I gave up acid!
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Your flash intro was strange but very attention holding, once you
got past the first 15 secs or so. Very abstract, it holds a persons
attention, and makes you wonder what else weird might happen or
be said. I wouldn't say I wasted my time by not skipping it.
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that was fuckin cool and funny it was like it was never gonna end
hehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehe REVIEW 2: more more more more
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hey that was funny best card iv seen cool wow any way wow cool thats
cool by by melva
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This Flash intro was the most moving experience I ever had, well
I haven't had a movement for over a week, and once I saw this Flash
intro I shit ... for real!
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You do flash reeel good like, I wish I was as clever as you guys,
I am dum ... jamin
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Dear Aunty Gonk, Every night at 2 am I have to get up, go down stairs
open the fridge and get out a Yoghurt. Then I dip in my lad and
scream 'Voila, Cold Cock!'. Do you think I need psychiatric help?
Aunty Gonk Says "Breasts" REVIEW 2: Har Har Har, I think,
I want, a Milky Bar.
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YOU SUCK. YOU BITE THE BIG ONE
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it is alright, and i cant believe i watched it all.
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It is really great and brilliant!!! Review 2: OK OK it's
the greatest that i've seen b4, babyfa :>
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hehehe funny. Review 2: very nice work you guys...keep it
up!
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hello, my name is Max. and if I were a farmer, I'd probly farm corn......and
I'm masturbating right now. all because of your extrememely sexy
intro too! I expessially enjoyed the little piggies, they got me
real hot. and oh man, all I needed was to see the shadow of that
cow, I can tell she's was a really hottie!
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Frigging annoying Long, and FUCKING funny... ehehehehe MORE OF IT!
Review 2: So good, very good... yes.... *click* so....very.....good.....
SUCKS! *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
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Pretty cool i must admit, but also very frustrated!!! Review
2: oh alright it was smashing!!! Happy now?
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It really wasn't as long as you guys think. There was so much going
on it seemed to flash by ... It was pretty awesome, even though
some of it didn't make sense. I thought it was going to hypnotize
me then ... I don't want to ruin it for everyone who wants to find
out what really happens!
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That was awesome! it was too short though. you guys did a great
job and i am going to send it to all my friends ... my butt itches!
Review 2: I loved it!!!!!!!!!!
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hilarious - that'a bout all i can say - pretty freakin funny and
that is that. Review 2: alright that was funny this isn't
- get a life! hee hee just kidding...
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very clever. I like your work. Keep on rockin. Jon Montague jonmontague@thefoliogroup.com
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Very Long ...
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Ummmm ... it's different. Review 2: It was long too.
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Never seen anything like it! Strange, weird, hard to keep up with.
I love it! :) Jeannie Review 2: Okay, the color, animation
and sound were all great. It obviously is the work of great geniuses!
I will recommend it to all my friends AND enemies. I will faithfully
return to this site daily. I am a devoted fan from this day forward!
Is that enough, or do ya want more where that came from? Jeannie
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If I was a monkey, my mum would never dance and give good advice
to the big lizards in the skyyyyy. Oh loardy loard dooby doo. Look
what you have done to me you maniacs.!!!!!
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that was the longest thing i ever seen at one time i was tempted
to push the skip button but i still wacthed it you deserve a hard
work award.
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well, it was cool and LONG. Review 2: ok....well, this is
quite annoying.
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I like monkeys ... Review 2: Do you like monkeys?
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i have halucinations since i saw that flash animation, i thought
it wasnt going to end! But i think it should be longer.
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If every spark of genius on Earth were suddenly ignited into one
giant flame, I wonder if it would illuminate the world – or
destroy it???
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I can honestly say, THAT IS THE LONGEST FLASH INTRO EVER. But putting
that aspect aside, you had me chuckling every now and then, so at
least the humor kind of made up for the very, well, um, long flash
intro. :) Review 2: Hey.. my review was nice. Don't push
it guys. :)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! that was long!! But good. Review 2:
Congratulations =)
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Hey you need a play it again button.
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WOW, i heard drums.
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Graphics are bad but it's okay. Review 2: Okay okay, it probably
took a lot of hard work for such a long intro.
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The most insightful, stirring, and moving intro I have ever seen.
A rollicking good time for all!!! - Steph. Review 2: It was
extremely humorous, and a very well-thought out thing, but at the
same time strangely spontaneous. I enjoyed it very much. - Steph.
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I really liked eating in your restaurant.
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chop stuff.
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weird ... funny ... whacked ... funny ... cool ... funny ... :P
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Uuuhhh, I feel sick now.
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I think it was too short. The farm animals were very nice though!
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Wow, it sure is long. really, really, long. but in a good way ...
i think ...
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Funny as shit. REVIEW 2: OK i take it back, FUNNIER than
shit.
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I must admit I was quite impressed with your intro. For having such
great length, it kept me interested, even if only because all I
could think was, "Where are they going with this?" And for that
reason, and that reason alone was the intro worth it.
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FANTASTIC!!!! REVIEW 2: OK ... you win ... it was REALLY
REALLY FANTASTIC
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The intro totally sucked ass ... A composite of crappy clip art,
ugly typefaces, and poorly drawn vector images ... I can't believe
I sat through that piece of crap. (Webmaster's Note: You
may have some valid points, but my point is you DID sit through
it!)
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I really liked the begining, but as it dragged on you seemed to
draw like kindergarderners. or maybe i was just falling asleep.
who cares? it was pretty lame. just kidding. i thought it was pretty
funny. REVIEW 2: ok, i thought it sucked. (Webmaster's
Note: This just goes to show how some bastards in this world
will be nice to you one second, then fuck you in the bung hole the
next.)
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Its funny and good!
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HaHaHa!! Alright I simply have to say that, this was one of the
most ingenious flash sites I have EVER seen, and to think that if
I had just a little bit of applied intelligence I could have done
the same thing, but alas, in this world there are thinkers and doers,
I guess I got left behind in the former category on this point,
but all in all a FANTASTIC site, I simply have to recommend it to
everyone I know, I hope y'all put up new stuff soon, i'll keep checking
to see if you do...... PS LOVE the humour.... REVIEW 2: I
was nice the first time, but I can't stop laughing from the memories
of the animation, not only am I going to have to go through it again,
I think I'll have to tell everyone I know to check out this site....in
one word, BRILLIANT!
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Well...clever,interesting,funny,inventive and almost unending!-well
done to the person/people responsible. Sharky. REVIEW 2: innovative-hows
that?!
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pickled cereal is yummy! i mean, um, this was a very excellent introduction
worthy of praise by such famous people mentioned on the previous
page and i do believe that all people that come to this page should
view this flash masterpiece because it is a crucial part of the
site, and mad funny! ok. bye:)
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Too funny! (I almost didn't make it through though).
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Please, can I have my sanity back? Thanks. (Webmaster's Note:
Ironically, we are currently working on a software package that
restore's a person's sanity. If you would like to be a beta tester,
please email
us. A fee of $6,500 is required in advance to help cover insurance).
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Que tal uma vers‹o em portugues??????????????? (Webmaster's Note:
No).
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Um, 'that' was interesting...
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uh...make it longer.
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Well done! I loved the humor — especially the jabs at that
thing called the eternal intro. But hey, I've got the same kind
of humor.
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what the heck is that about??? and dont tell me i am too stupid
to understand it. it doesnt make one bit of sense to real people.
plus it was scary (Webmaster's Note: We won't say you're
stupid because that would be an insult. However, our in-house tests
have determined that it takes a person with an IQ of at least 140
to grasp the meaning of our Flash intro. Draw your own conclusions).
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I love this kinda criticism that doesn't take itself seriously.
Word up. (Webmaster's Note: As long as you're not critical,
we take you seriously).
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goodbye! (to the fed up guy with hairy butt) (Webmaster's Note:
This is a good example of the kind of review NOT to submit. This
doesn't say anything. Obviously, this reviewer didn't take the time
to understand our deeply meaningful Flash intro).
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I can't believe i watched the whole thing. REVIEW 2: That
was swell.
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This is one of the funniest things ive seen in a long time.
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wow i actually won something. Oh yah this page is cool. it cracked
me up the whole time. Pat at the vidio stop told me bout it and
it rules.
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I am very, very, very, very, very speechless!
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Its cool animation but its to eazy to do it.You must make something
harder and better.Its just some pictures which are ugly!There isn`t
nothing interesting and strange.You can see many times better flashes.So
far you haven`t done something good only draws which one small kid
can do (Webmaster's Note: Your grammar and English is on
the same level as a small kid. If you can do something better, email
it to us and we will post it).
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it was the most god damned random thing I have ever seen in my life.
All you should have added was a flying peanutbutter sandwich. But
its good.
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That was one of the funniest things that I have ever seen. But I
like pointless silly things, so my opinion doesn't matter.
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OH MY GOD!!! I think my mother was in labor less time than that
frickin flash intro. I'm very impressed by the amount of drivel
used to fill up an animation that long. -- Dave C.
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I thought your flash intro was GREAT and very funny in parts as
well as serious and thought provoking in others (that makes me sound
like a right hippy!). I may even view it again! I like the hatchet
best but you don't always have tiome to read the text especially
the bit about the frog (or at least I think it was a frog! I didn't
have time to read it all you see). Anyway it was fab and well worth
the effort! Well Done! Review 2:
I am fed up with this lousy let's write about how nice this website
is thing so you can kiss my hairy yelly butt goooodbye!
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