2002 INTRO REVIEWS

 

• your all fags (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Yeah, so?)

• Nice. REVIEW 2: Very nice.

• this intro makes me want to kill something.

• i hate that intro itz fucking stupid and pointless. whats the point?? eggs i dont get it. (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: It's really a test of your intelligence. And you fucking bombed).

• That was the coolest, awesomest, greatest, pimpest, raddest, bestest, wonderfullest, kickassest, tytest, brilliantest, superest, megaest piece of art eye have ever seen. It was friggin hilarious!!!!! hahaha!!! And of course I've already began sending it 2 all my friends and enemies!!!!!! PEACE! REVIEW 2: ONCE AGAIN! That was really awesome and I think it was really awesome and it deserves and award and good press and LOTS of money! Many how many times did you jack off to make this awesome piece!!!??? (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: I think I jacked off about 7 times, although I just did it again now just thinking about it. So you might as well make it 8 times).

• very clever and true. some people just cant quit. my father alway's said it took two people to make a great artist one to paint the painting and one behind with a hammer to hit the other in the head when the painting was done !!! (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: And which guy was your father? Let me guess, the asshole swinging the hammer.)

• um...yea...it was long and id kinda like 2 read everything instead of it all flashing by really quick. REVIEW 2: o thanx for this seccond review i feel so loved....o yea the flash animation was (caugh caugh) the coolest thing ive ever seen in my hole life (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: When you say "hole" do you mean as in "bung"?).

• It was spontaneous, long, and HILARIOUS. REVIEW 2: Danm what esle should i say, it was cool (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Looks like you ran out of stuff to say with your initial, six-word review.)

• I am confused by the people who wrote such heinous remarks but at the same time took the time to watch the entire thing. The creators of this Flash Intro should be commended at doing a wonderful job of making you watch the whole thing. I congratulate you and make more Intros for more people to view and more assholes who have no life to watch. (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: We are working on making more assholes even as you read this.)

• Very fucking STUPID!!!!

• excellent work master -- that has got to break a few records ;)

• This site is a very good looking ... I would like to be more specific but I'm going to kill my mom first ... I came back later.

• it sux (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: You wouldn't know what cool is. You think cool is spelling "sucks" with an "x" you trite flaming asshole)

• Dont let me find out where you live .. (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: I'm at 257 Sunrise Blvd, Santa Monica, CA. I'll be waiting with my AK47 and attack dog. Let's get it on, fucker)

• some of it was funny and some was just...well,... stupid, but mabey thats what you were going for , if it was....you did a great job! (WEBMASTERBATER"S NOTE: Learn how to spell, STUPID!)

• great intro you guys. extrordinary. i dont think that i will ever see n e thing that funny the rest of my life. i thank u for the memory of the jolly green giant's love child, the homicidal muppet, and the frog that turned into a fried egg(the best part). you guys are awesome! Lata

• Oh my that was like watching Monty Python...

• A very enjoyful intro, the best intro ever. I have just finished night shift and am very tired... (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Aww, poor you, just finishing your night shift. I fucking worked through three fucking nights to get this done, asshole! Who gives a drippy shit about your dickheaded life!)

• Hey, I saw that same clip with the naked older bitch and the martini glass full of cum!! Pretty hot, huh?? Oh, btw, the more I watch this flash intro sober, the more I realize that it is totally gay. However, it took a lot of effort and showed lots of creativity. There, I said something nice, so you cannot come back and post "fuck you asshole" at the end, hahahahaha. Of course, it would have benefitted from having creative input by someone with a higher cerebric output than a monkey, but, hey, still a nice effort (though real gay). (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Fuck you asshole.)

• Your hatchet is very cool. Chop MORE things. If the cows and chickens get chopped and eat the green bean man, it will be much better. (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Dude, are you like fucking crazy or something??!!)

• haha. funny stuff guys. imma kill my cuz for sendin it to me though.

• Cheese is your friend. (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: It can also be your bitter enemy, so beware.)

• that was soo cool but after awhile it got boring!!! buh bye goin 2 play games!! (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Going to play games, eh? You must have the attention span of a sedated monkey).

• This was funny....but long. I thought it would never end.... :)

• i laughed, i cried, i came, i went. two thumbs up from me, dude! (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Yeah, we came too and ruined our keyboard).

• uhhhhh ok (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Could you be more specific?)

• This is sooooooo dumb n long and a waste of my time but it was funny....i have to give props to that!

• The complete randomness is hilarious. longer Longer LONGER

• its pretty random i love things that are random haha i was craking up the whole time!

• Oh my freaking god..that was the best 10 or so minutes of my life...I think I can die happy now...Thank You!

• It was funny! Very good joke about all those other equally uselessly long flash intros! I always like these kinds of sarcastic pokes in the head at stupid stuff in the world.

• completely HORRIBLE! (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Yeah, just like your face!)

• The flash intro on this page was like nothing I have ever seen it was definitely the longest time I have ever spent watching one thing on the internet, and it was educational!! I give it five thumbs up!!!

• I only watched this to test my theory that my highly advanced mind is immune to hypnosis. I watched it twice because the first time I wasn't sure if there was anything after the button. Did you know that it is a sign of autism to talk only about yourself? as for the intro, which probably took about as much time to make as to view, was the COOLEST FLASH INTRO EVER!!! except for this other one that I won't mention here because I'm a loser. I think the subliminal messages did work on me, whatever they were.

• You're not going to post this one, right?

• are you hiring? (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Yes, see our Jobs section.)

• Hmm maybe I wasn't TOO nice. That was frigging cool as hell! And odd. But odd in a good way. Goododd. Hmm. I think Goododd sounds a bit too much like Good God for it's own good. Not that god exists. Or something.

• Do you ACTUALLY get these reviews?

• It's pretty cool, but it's a bit long! you've got some brilliant stuff goin' on there! REVIEW 2: I've already said something nice so I'm not going to asy it again! WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Thank you.

• wow. A work of ART. I actually fell asleep and was HYPNOTIZED at the end of the first one so i had to watch the whole thing over again to click that beautiful red button. the one you didn't want me to push! hahaha. you rule. WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Thank you.

• I thought it was very good. You put a lot of effort, more than I could, into this. Good Job! WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Thank you.

• it take a lot of tallent to make such a long flash. WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Thank you.

• It was awesome WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Thank you.

tHE FLASH INTRO WAS FUNNY! wE ENJOYED IT! aLOt! wE WILL TELL LOTS OF PEOPLE ABOUT THIS SITE, AND TELL THEM TO ACTUALLY WATCH THE WHOLE ENTIRE THING! WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Thank you. Fix your CAPS lOCK kEY

• You people need to get a life! That was the most pathetic thing I have ever seen! REVIEW 2: It took a lot of time ... time that was NOT well spent WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Fuck you asshole.

• I think ur flash into iz absolute SHIT! Sry but itz tru, u cant even read the fukin ritin! WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Fuck you asshole.

• It reminds me of this movie clip, where a naked older bitch with big boobs was reclining with a huge martini glass, and like 30 guys in sequence jacked off over her and the glass and covered her with goo and when they were done, she drank about 2 cups of cum that was in the glass. I don't know why it reminded me of that -- I guess right now, everything does. REVIEW 2: Okay, where'd I put my tissue??

• It is not often one sees the entire history of civilization encapsulated with such breadth of vision. Your flash intro made me weep with joy and pain at the plight of humanity. From "amber waves of grain" to the crack action of a pair of tight fitting daisy dukes, it's all here. I was especially fond of the buzzer when turning off the sound. A fierce comment on today's corporate music scene. Depth, yes, but the themes are universal ... like jacking off and beef by-products. You should pitch this to HBO, but wipe off the FedEx first. My hat and hair weave are(is?) off to you!

• Cool, make it even longer!

• It's pretty cool and funny but it goes a little too fast on the longer things but it dosen't seem as fast on the second time you watch it!!

• Well done gentlemen, but as a consultant my time is not free either. I charge 200 dollars an hour, as I am only an entry level consultant, and the bill is due. You owe me 65000 dollars.

• best waste of time i ever had

• you suck. i want my money

• This was the greatest flash I have ever seen and it is evident there was a lot of work put into it. Only creative people would come up with a genius idea such as.

• Urge ... to ... kill ... RISING!!!

• you guys must have some good shit. Who's your dealer? Where can I get me soma dat?

• You guys are nuts, but the intro was great minus the damn buzzer that took me forever to figure out how to turn off. sorry you have to skip sex, but i am sure your right hand worked just as well. :-P

• MAke it stop MAke it stop

• BEST FLASH EVER. I wish i had time like that. YOu have brought the meaning of wasting time to new levels. Kudos for you all. Not the candy bar. just good job.

• Hey, I can't complain, this is better than any Flash I can make (and a tad longer too :) ) No wonder you made it to the Top 5 TechTV favorite flashes. • Someone from IDG hurry up and hire these guys to write a For Dummies book! Long Never-Ending Flashes for Dummies! Anyway, can't wait to see your Flash MX sequel.

• Whatever you were smoking at the time of creation, send some my way!

• Only one thing to say about that work of art. . . pure genius. I have never seen a better piece of impressionistic creativity. I am truly touched, and my life will be forever bettered.

• Hmm, nope, not very cool. WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Fuck you.

• Ummm...what the hell was that? REVIEW 2: Wow, what a great peice of shit! I wish I could produce a flash intro that disjointed and utterly stupid. Kudos to the geniuses that created this trash!

• We loved it, the intro was long but very, very, very, very, funny. -DigitalX and MrFlammable

• ......Must.... take... out.... garbage....

• I thought it was great. I liked the part about the pig eating roast beef and then the roast beef ate pig. Good loooooooong flash into, IMO.

• Great effort on a useless thing!! keep it up

• That sucked REVIEW 2: This sucks even more! WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Yeah, and you suck the worse (or the best?)!

• THIS IS ANNOYING. ITS ENDLESS. IT GAVE ME A HEAD ACHE. I'M NOW IN A LOT OF PAIN BECUASE I HAVE A HEADACHE. YOU THINK UR COOL. NO! WHAT IN THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU MADE THIS? YOU HAD TO BE STONED OUT OF YOUR MIND? lay off the pot man. WEBMASTER'S NOTE: YOU KNOW WHAT'S ANNOYING, WRITING IN ALL CAPS, YOU ASSHOLE!

• that was great, I wish I could jack off every hour like that, er I mean nice intro

• i really liked it. It reminded me of the stuff my friend frank would say. good job. two thumbs up!

• I am inspired and have gas from this video. It means a lot to me. Thnks for the memories. Love, Frank REVIEW 2: Help me I'm stuck in your flas video!

• Well, this intro allowed me to put off my homework for another 10 minutes, so I suppose that overall it was a success. Good job!

• I enjoyed it very much. I thought it was a masterful piece of the skill that human beings are able to produce with simply their own mental capacities. Thank you very much for allowing me to increase my IQ sixty points by simply viewing that intro. :)

• Impressive, but sucked. Interesting, yet boring. Its kinda like watching water baffalo, who are listening to symphonies. Those damn symphonies

• FUCKING ASSHOLE

• I just want what you were taking during the production of your curiously entertaining intro and if i can please have some. WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Sure, I'll sell you Snicker bars for $5 each. Just email your order to wanker@nm-design.com. Plus, like I said above, I stroked my serpent about every other hour ... actually, more like every hour.

• well i must say it was definetlely interesting in a wierd way....but i was amused by some of it,at other times i was like WDF? but overall it was just a huge waste of time like most damn intro's.....good work!!! u screwed everybody!!!!!!! hahahahahaha........

• That was completly hilarious

• very very funny, especially when you are intoxicated with illegal substances

• When I was walking down the street, Satan came up to me and asked what I was doing. The sky is blue and water is wet, but I don't know why I swallowed the fly. Once you think you've seen the end of the world, you can't go back to jail. Where's my remote control, it's 50 degrees in here. Tell the penguin to put the battle axe down! Leprechauns, quick hit the ground. The monkeys will save us, YEAH! Was that a five foot bunny? WEBMASTER'S NOTE: OK, this makes no fucking sense. Between you and me, you need help, bro. You need to be on serious meds.

• i am a freshman in high school and i watched it while in the computer lab what made it funny was the way nothing made sense!!!!! if you like stuff thatmakes no sense like david arquette you'll like it. but if you're more of a pierce brosnan person you might not like it!!!! c ya!! WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Good luck in school. You're going to need it, you freaker.

• it was hillarious how you randomly went from one subject to the next ... one of the funniest flash intros i ever saw WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Obviously, you have not watched the intro enough times, because it DOES make sense, you frigin dope! There is no randomness at all ... you are not seeing the big picture, that's why it seems random to you. In fact, no one with less than an IQ of 130 should watch this intro, because those people will just think it's "random" (like you) when it is not! This is so frustrating, no wonder the best we can do in this country is McDonald's and dopey "Baywatch."

• Hey it is great I fell asleep 6 times woke up to see it still going insane. But still GREAT graphics urrrrrgh well ok anyway.

• ah, thank you for showing me the meaning of life through your FLASH INTRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• I think this is a very,very,very good,absalutly outstanding,super web sight:)

• THIS FUCKING SUCKS THIS IS A SHITY WEB SIGHT

• I had an epileptic seizure while watching the introduction. Rock On!

• a great tool to stop the man from keeping us down...

• HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

• Wonderful ... now keep your hands off your genitals

• It was cute , but what happened when you stepped on the frog? I almost fell asleep and I am never going to watch it again! REVIEW 2: You dirt bag, if you want a reaview, read this <^> hahahahaha

• I thought that your animation was pretty well done however I don't think it is aimed at an audience of people with short attention spans. The very very sleepy part was right but, I still think you guys did a good job. Well done. P.S AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE, OI OI OI!!!! REVIEW 2: have faith in your viewers and don't always expect such negativity.

• Your intro was awesome! I am going to tell people to come here just to view it! Kick ass!!

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