2002
INTRO REVIEWS
your
all fags (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Yeah, so?)
Nice. REVIEW
2: Very nice.
this
intro makes me want to kill something.
i
hate that intro itz fucking stupid and pointless. whats the point??
eggs i dont get it. (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: It's
really a test of your intelligence. And you fucking bombed).
That
was the coolest, awesomest, greatest, pimpest, raddest, bestest,
wonderfullest, kickassest, tytest, brilliantest, superest, megaest
piece of art eye have ever seen. It was friggin hilarious!!!!!
hahaha!!! And of course I've already began sending it 2 all my
friends and enemies!!!!!! PEACE! REVIEW 2: ONCE
AGAIN! That was really awesome and I think it was really awesome
and it deserves and award and good press and LOTS of money! Many
how many times did you jack off to make this awesome piece!!!???
(WEBMASTER'S NOTE: I think I jacked off about
7 times, although I just did it again now just thinking about
it. So you might as well make it 8 times).
very
clever and true. some people just cant quit. my father alway's
said it took two people to make a great artist one to paint the
painting and one behind with a hammer to hit the other in the
head when the painting was done !!! (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: And
which guy was your father? Let me guess, the asshole swinging
the hammer.)
um...yea...it
was long and id kinda like 2 read everything instead of it all
flashing by really quick. REVIEW 2: o thanx
for this seccond review i feel so loved....o yea the flash animation
was (caugh caugh) the coolest thing ive ever seen in my hole
life (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: When you say "hole" do
you mean as in "bung"?).
It
was spontaneous, long, and HILARIOUS. REVIEW 2: Danm
what esle should i say, it was cool (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Looks
like you ran out of stuff to say with your initial, six-word
review.)
I
am confused by the people who wrote such heinous remarks but
at the same time took the time to watch the entire thing. The
creators of this Flash Intro should be commended at doing a wonderful
job of making you watch the whole thing. I congratulate you and
make more Intros for more people to view and more assholes who
have no life to watch. (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: We
are working on making more assholes even as you read this.)
Very
fucking STUPID!!!!
excellent
work master -- that has got to break a few records ;)
This
site is a very good looking ... I would like to be more specific
but I'm going to kill my mom first ... I came back later.
it
sux (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: You wouldn't know what
cool is. You think cool is spelling "sucks" with an "x" you
trite flaming asshole)
Dont
let me find out where you live .. (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: I'm
at 257 Sunrise Blvd, Santa Monica, CA. I'll be waiting with my
AK47 and attack dog. Let's get it on, fucker)
some
of it was funny and some was just...well,... stupid, but mabey
thats what you were going for , if it was....you did a great
job! (WEBMASTERBATER"S NOTE: Learn how
to spell, STUPID!)
great
intro you guys. extrordinary. i dont think that i will ever see
n e thing that funny the rest of my life. i thank u for the memory
of the jolly green giant's love child, the homicidal muppet,
and the frog that turned into a fried egg(the best part). you
guys are awesome! Lata
Oh
my that was like watching Monty Python...
A
very enjoyful intro, the best intro ever. I have just finished
night shift and am very tired... (WEBMASTER'S
NOTE: Aww, poor you, just finishing your night shift.
I fucking worked through three fucking nights to get this done,
asshole! Who gives a drippy shit about your dickheaded life!)
Hey,
I saw that same clip with the naked older bitch and the martini
glass full of cum!! Pretty hot, huh?? Oh, btw, the more I watch
this flash intro sober, the more I realize that it is totally
gay. However, it took a lot of effort and showed lots of creativity.
There, I said something nice, so you cannot come back and post "fuck
you asshole" at the end, hahahahaha. Of course, it would
have benefitted from having creative input by someone with a
higher cerebric output than a monkey, but, hey, still a nice
effort (though real gay). (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Fuck
you asshole.)
Your
hatchet is very cool. Chop MORE things. If the cows and chickens
get chopped and eat the green bean man, it will be much better. (WEBMASTER'S
NOTE: Dude, are you like fucking crazy or something??!!)
haha.
funny stuff guys. imma kill my cuz for sendin it to me though.
Cheese
is your friend. (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: It can also
be your bitter enemy, so beware.)
that
was soo cool but after awhile it got boring!!! buh bye goin 2
play games!! (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Going to play
games, eh? You must have the attention span of a sedated monkey).
This
was funny....but long. I thought it would never end.... :)
i
laughed, i cried, i came, i went. two thumbs up from me, dude!
(WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Yeah, we came too and ruined
our keyboard).
uhhhhh
ok (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Could you be more specific?)
This
is sooooooo dumb n long and a waste of my time but it was funny....i
have to give props to that!
The
complete randomness is hilarious. longer Longer LONGER
its
pretty random i love things that are random haha i was craking
up the whole time!
Oh
my freaking god..that was the best 10 or so minutes of my life...I
think I can die happy now...Thank You!
It
was funny! Very good joke about all those other equally uselessly
long flash intros! I always like these kinds of sarcastic pokes
in the head at stupid stuff in the world.
completely
HORRIBLE! (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Yeah, just like
your face!)
The
flash intro on this page was like nothing I have ever seen it
was definitely the longest time I have ever spent watching one
thing on the internet, and it was educational!! I give it five
thumbs up!!!
I
only watched this to test my theory that my highly advanced mind
is immune to hypnosis. I watched it twice because the first time
I wasn't sure if there was anything after the button. Did you
know that it is a sign of autism to talk only about yourself?
as for the intro, which probably took about as much time to make
as to view, was the COOLEST FLASH INTRO EVER!!! except for this
other one that I won't mention here because I'm a loser. I think
the subliminal messages did work on me, whatever they were.
You're
not going to post this one, right?
are
you hiring? (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Yes, see our Jobs section.)
Hmm
maybe I wasn't TOO nice. That was frigging cool as hell! And
odd. But odd in a good way. Goododd. Hmm. I think Goododd sounds
a bit too much like Good God for it's own good. Not that god
exists. Or something.
Do
you ACTUALLY get these reviews?
It's
pretty cool, but it's a bit long! you've got some brilliant stuff
goin' on there! REVIEW 2: I've already said
something nice so I'm not going to asy it again! WEBMASTER'S
NOTE: Thank you.
wow.
A work of ART. I actually fell asleep and was HYPNOTIZED at the
end of the first one so i had to watch the whole thing over again
to click that beautiful red button. the one you didn't want me
to push! hahaha. you rule. WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Thank you.
I
thought it was very good. You put a lot of effort, more than
I could, into this. Good Job! WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Thank
you.
it
take a lot of tallent to make such a long flash. WEBMASTER'S
NOTE: Thank you.
It
was awesome WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Thank you.
tHE
FLASH INTRO WAS FUNNY! wE ENJOYED IT! aLOt! wE WILL TELL LOTS
OF PEOPLE ABOUT THIS SITE, AND TELL THEM TO ACTUALLY WATCH THE
WHOLE ENTIRE THING! WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Thank you. Fix your
CAPS lOCK kEY
You
people need to get a life! That was the most pathetic thing I
have ever seen! REVIEW 2: It took a lot of time ... time
that was NOT well spent WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Fuck you asshole.
I
think ur flash into iz absolute SHIT! Sry but itz tru, u cant
even read the fukin ritin! WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Fuck you
asshole.
It
reminds me of this movie clip, where a naked older bitch with
big boobs was reclining with a huge martini glass, and like 30
guys in sequence jacked off over her and the glass and covered
her with goo and when they were done, she drank about 2 cups
of cum that was in the glass. I don't know why it reminded me
of that -- I guess right now, everything does. REVIEW 2: Okay,
where'd I put my tissue??
It
is not often one sees the entire history of civilization encapsulated
with such breadth of vision. Your flash intro made me weep with
joy and pain at the plight of humanity. From "amber waves
of grain" to the crack action of a pair of tight fitting
daisy dukes, it's all here. I was especially fond of the buzzer
when turning off the sound. A fierce comment on today's corporate
music scene. Depth, yes, but the themes are universal ... like
jacking off and beef by-products. You should pitch this to HBO,
but wipe off the FedEx first. My hat and hair weave are(is?)
off to you!
Cool,
make it even longer!
It's
pretty cool and funny but it goes a little too fast on the longer
things but it dosen't seem as fast on the second time you watch
it!!
Well
done gentlemen, but as a consultant my time is not free either.
I charge 200 dollars an hour, as I am only an entry level consultant,
and the bill is due. You owe me 65000 dollars.
best
waste of time i ever had
you
suck. i want my money
This
was the greatest flash I have ever seen and it is evident there
was a lot of work put into it. Only creative people would come
up with a genius idea such as.
Urge
... to ... kill ... RISING!!!
you
guys must have some good shit. Who's your dealer? Where can I
get me soma dat?
You
guys are nuts, but the intro was great minus the damn buzzer
that took me forever to figure out how to turn off. sorry you
have to skip sex, but i am sure your right hand worked just as
well. :-P
MAke
it stop MAke it stop
BEST
FLASH EVER. I wish i had time like that. YOu have brought the
meaning of wasting time to new levels. Kudos for you all. Not
the candy bar. just good job.
Hey,
I can't complain, this is better than any Flash I can make (and
a tad longer too :) ) No wonder you made it to the Top 5 TechTV
favorite flashes. Someone from IDG hurry up and hire these
guys to write a For Dummies book! Long Never-Ending Flashes for
Dummies! Anyway, can't wait to see your Flash MX sequel.
Whatever
you were smoking at the time of creation, send some my way!
Only
one thing to say about that work of art. . . pure genius. I have
never seen a better piece of impressionistic creativity. I am
truly touched, and my life will be forever bettered.
Hmm,
nope, not very cool. WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Fuck you.
Ummm...what
the hell was that? REVIEW 2: Wow, what a great peice of
shit! I wish I could produce a flash intro that disjointed and
utterly stupid. Kudos to the geniuses that created this trash!
We
loved it, the intro was long but very, very, very, very, funny.
-DigitalX and MrFlammable
......Must....
take... out.... garbage....
I
thought it was great. I liked the part about the pig eating roast
beef and then the roast beef ate pig. Good loooooooong flash
into, IMO.
Great
effort on a useless thing!! keep it up
That
sucked REVIEW 2: This sucks even more! WEBMASTER'S
NOTE: Yeah, and you suck the worse (or the best?)!
THIS
IS ANNOYING. ITS ENDLESS. IT GAVE ME A HEAD ACHE. I'M NOW IN
A LOT OF PAIN BECUASE I HAVE A HEADACHE. YOU THINK UR COOL. NO!
WHAT IN THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU MADE THIS? YOU HAD
TO BE STONED OUT OF YOUR MIND? lay off the pot man. WEBMASTER'S
NOTE: YOU KNOW WHAT'S ANNOYING, WRITING IN ALL CAPS, YOU
ASSHOLE!
that
was great, I wish I could jack off every hour like that, er I
mean nice intro
i
really liked it. It reminded me of the stuff my friend frank
would say. good job. two thumbs up!
I
am inspired and have gas from this video. It means a lot to me.
Thnks for the memories. Love, Frank REVIEW 2: Help me
I'm stuck in your flas video!
Well,
this intro allowed me to put off my homework for another 10 minutes,
so I suppose that overall it was a success. Good job!
I
enjoyed it very much. I thought it was a masterful piece of the
skill that human beings are able to produce with simply their
own mental capacities. Thank you very much for allowing me to
increase my IQ sixty points by simply viewing that intro. :)
Impressive,
but sucked. Interesting, yet boring. Its kinda like watching
water baffalo, who are listening to symphonies. Those damn symphonies
FUCKING
ASSHOLE
I
just want what you were taking during the production of your
curiously entertaining intro and if i can please have some. WEBMASTER'S
NOTE: Sure, I'll sell you Snicker bars for $5 each. Just
email your order to wanker@nm-design.com.
Plus, like I said above, I stroked my serpent about every other
hour ... actually, more like every hour.
well
i must say it was definetlely interesting in a wierd way....but
i was amused by some of it,at other times i was like WDF? but
overall it was just a huge waste of time like most damn intro's.....good
work!!! u screwed everybody!!!!!!! hahahahahaha........
That
was completly hilarious
very
very funny, especially when you are intoxicated with illegal
substances
When
I was walking down the street, Satan came up to me and asked
what I was doing. The sky is blue and water is wet, but I don't
know why I swallowed the fly. Once you think you've seen the
end of the world, you can't go back to jail. Where's my remote
control, it's 50 degrees in here. Tell the penguin to put the
battle axe down! Leprechauns, quick hit the ground. The monkeys
will save us, YEAH! Was that a five foot bunny? WEBMASTER'S
NOTE: OK, this makes no fucking sense. Between you and me,
you need help, bro. You need to be on serious meds.
i
am a freshman in high school and i watched it while in the computer
lab what made it funny was the way nothing made sense!!!!! if
you like stuff thatmakes no sense like david arquette you'll
like it. but if you're more of a pierce brosnan person you might
not like it!!!! c ya!! WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Good luck in
school. You're going to need it, you freaker.
it
was hillarious how you randomly went from one subject to the
next ... one of the funniest flash intros i ever saw WEBMASTER'S
NOTE: Obviously, you have not watched the intro enough times,
because it DOES make sense, you frigin dope! There is no randomness
at all ... you are not seeing the big picture, that's why it
seems random to you. In fact, no one with less than an IQ of
130 should watch this intro, because those people will just think
it's "random" (like you) when it is not! This is so
frustrating, no wonder the best we can do in this country is
McDonald's and dopey "Baywatch."
Hey
it is great I fell asleep 6 times woke up to see it still going
insane. But still GREAT graphics urrrrrgh well ok anyway.
ah,
thank you for showing me the meaning of life through your FLASH
INTRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I
think this is a very,very,very good,absalutly outstanding,super
web sight:)
THIS
FUCKING SUCKS THIS IS A SHITY WEB SIGHT
I
had an epileptic seizure while watching the introduction. Rock
On!
a
great tool to stop the man from keeping us down...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wonderful
... now keep your hands off your genitals
It
was cute , but what happened when you stepped on the frog? I
almost fell asleep and I am never going to watch it again! REVIEW
2: You dirt bag, if you want a reaview, read this <^> hahahahaha
I
thought that your animation was pretty well done however I don't
think it is aimed at an audience of people with short attention
spans. The very very sleepy part was right but, I still think
you guys did a good job. Well done. P.S AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE,
OI OI OI!!!! REVIEW 2: have faith in your viewers and
don't always expect such negativity.
Your
intro was awesome! I am going to tell people to come here just
to view it! Kick ass!!
View
this Awesome Flash Intro that Everyone is talking about!
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