Crazy Card Survey

What do you call your penis?

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To big for Her pussy, Just the right size for her ass

I call my mans the "magic stick "it always does something magical to me !!!

very very small

Maxwell House - cause it's good to the last drop!

My Boyfriend calls his Tiny Tim

tasty sammy

My Sex Pistol. BANG!!!!

short but pleasing

Irish Tower of Power

a lollipop

The Major

my little freind, it helps me thru hard times cough *masterbation* cough

sir cumsalot

Jonny the snake

the big crazy sexmobile

Becky's Lollipop

ass loosener

LONGER TTHAN YOURS

hairy mary

mr. lonely

THA EVALASTING RIDE

The Master of all Pussy Orgasms!!! The Women Love It!!!

Louise, because my bfriend calls his Thelma

Burrito Grande

Ole Faithful

pete and my wife calls her thing repete

Slot Poker, the fast and the furious, my hand toy, mouth wash, jiz stick, joy stick, the glue gun, and thats about it.

Big Lullaby

fuckin frank

the little engine that could'nt

rocco

Potsy the one eyed nazi

mr tasty

The Country Sheep Pleaser

Captain Snapy

my wang

ED THE HEAD

Mr. Pickle

Ass master

My Longfellow

the satisfier

*~Mo JoE~*

pocket rocket

ding dong ping pong

rice dick

pepito

pecker jones

lip stick collecter

torpedo tube

lip master

tally wacker

the penis killer

long 'n heavy

dumb!

the bonerman

herman the one eyed german

bentdick

bologna poney

pussy buster

my left hand man

one eyed wonder worm

Wish Jamey Would Suk ME!

Mr. dick

microscopic nothingness

belly ache

lickety stick

Cheese Dog

Big And Tastey

the inserter

Tricky Dicky

Evil-Tex

Pussy buster

Slut Thrasher

John Wang

LARGE N IN CHARGE

hung loe

PorkDork

bow dick

comegum

mutton dagger

loch ness monster

The Gremlin and his minions

the silly willy

Big Lullaby

my boyfriend is 20" so i call him long john silver

cock-a-doodle-do: because my cock will do the do!

yumyumgimmesum

Weasleteets

Lollipop!!!!

OMEGA SCHLONG

the colonel

Joey Jr. (my name is joe)

Cock master

the kidney scraper

smaller than his

Scrooge McDick

the chief of staff

i call my penis wet

the morning boner

chodearama

My boyfriend calls his Meso Horny

The Vaginal Punisher!!!!!

 

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