Crazy Card Survey

Describe the worst Mall Santa you've ever encountered.

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Drunkin Black Man in the middle of the city with a beard that looked like he'd wiped his ass with it, ringing a bell asking for money which well all knew would go to supporting his crack habbit

one that grabbed my ass!!!!

an 80 year old woman

he was seen masterbating

The old dickhead who carefully positioned me on his full-throttle hard on ... and then told me to smile for the picture.

Obviously drunk, smelled and looked like he vomited all over himself.

one that was taking a piss in the corner of a candy store

All mall santas are child molesters -- no exceptions.

he tried to fuck my grandma (Webmaster's Note: So? She can't have sex like the rest of us?)

one that tried to make out with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOTE: The survey submission area has been shut down because you fuckers submitted a lot of boring shit.

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