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a prostitute from my parents, at my party they announced it and gave me her # and said they had already paid 4 her!!

a big ugly worn out teddy bear

my best friend bought me a pair of thongs, what the hells that about so i wrapped them up again and gave them back to her and then acted like it was a coincidence we bought each other the same thing!

the runs

a ruined b-day party, fart and a puke on the floor

a box full of live beetles

I gave my wife's best friend a mouth full of dick, followed up by a face full of pecker snot.

once i got my brothers friends burnt ass hairs dont ask

I gave my girlfriend a box full of my shit, piss, vomit, sweat, and cum.

a big floppy donkey dick

cartman!

Life

a bottle of cheap colonge that I received as a gift from the previous xmas.

i got an m&m not a package...and m&m

a stuffed weasel