We all do it everyday, but what really goes on behind the scenes when we make a poop? Check out the daring and scientific Poop Machine for an uncensored look at your inner workings.

Describe the strangest poop you ever made ...

Looking for just the right combination of cuss words to express your delicate feelings? Use our patented Curse Box to assemble a highly insulting phrase from over 100 choice words. Then have our professional voice talent Pete (who also happens to do construction and tile work on the side) express your thoughts and emotions.

What is your favorite or most outrageous curse phrase ...