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lemon
flavoured (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Once again,
how would you know that unless you ate your own turd? The
next time anyone writes about the flavoring of their poop,
please explain the method you used to determine its flavor!
Thank you and good pooping.)
when
I did my girlfriend in the butt, and there was poop on
the sheets afterwards (yuck!!!)
I
POOP FOUR TIMES A DAY!!!!
my
poop was peach flavoured (WEBMASTER'S NOTE: Uhh
... how would you know that?)
when
i was little i ate a nickel. it showed up a week later
in a shit the size of my head.
I
am also lactose intolerant. Once after a dinner consisting
of lots of dairy products, I had a really runny shit. It
sounded like puke hittin the floor...and it lasted a good
minute or so. I felt the water in the toilet splashing
onto my ass.
green
wit bubble gum
after
eating loads of food and not havin a crap for ages. i took
a dump and had to stand to get the full length
When
i could see the corn and the beer nuts i ate 3 days ago
sinkers
AND floaters! at the same time!
thats
sssooo mean i love frogs....anywaysok you know the new
green ketchup well i ate the with sum corn and OMG when
it came out my poo was drak green w/bright green spots
in it and i told my mom cuz it was so funny and she said
the same thing hppend toher HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
On
the kitchen table.
a
yellow spirt filled with food i've eaten the past 2 days.
I
was driving a tractor going to feed cattle one day. That
is when the pain hit so i got off the tractor and was sitting
over the tounge of the trailor when i felt hot puffs of
air and could see the steam. I thought what the hell then
i realized a cow had come from behind and was bout to lick
my ass.
After
spending the whole night doing shrooms, I went and took
a dump and crapped a whole shitload of colors ... an unforgettable
experience
Logs
so long they came back and bit me in the ass! Imagine a
ONE-LOGGER so damn long that it went all the way down the
pipe, in the toilet and curled around and around, backed
up out of the water (smelled real bad at this point), and
came back and squashed my ass in it? Lemme tell ya, it
was the messiest and smelliest damn shit I ever took!!!
So
large that i went and got a stick outside to break it up
so it could go down
I
don't know what I ate but when I got to the shitter I must
have shot out at least 50 different shitballs. After I
saw what the hell came out of my ass, it looked exactly
like a 3-D pyramid. Plus there was a little bit of flecks
on it like sand. It was the coolest shit I've ever had.
take
a 1 lb bag of skittles. seperate the colors. now eat the
skittles one group of colors at a time with a ten minute
break between each group of colors. youll have rainbow
crap. also if you eat a box of booberry cereal and nothing
else that day, youll have neon green poop for two days!
(true experiences. highly recommended.)
i
ate hot cheetos and then i had to take a crap, it was red
with greenish redish clumps. also it burned my asshole
to where it turned bright pink, and everytime i farted
it burned really bad. it felt like my ass was on fire and
i had to walk with my legs spread apart so my cheeks wouldn't
rub together.
A
massive shit that looked like Abraham Lincoln.
I
had a turd so long it was half in and half out of the water!
This
huge, giant green chunk, that looked like broccoli, took
5 minutes to come out, and nearly broke my asshole.
once
after i ate a hell of a lot, it came out like a machine
gun ... It smelt reaaally bad too.
about
70 or 80 of those little ball shaped poops.
I
am a trucker . One day I was sitting in a truck stop eating
my lunch when an uncontrolable urge came over me . I got
up and went to the bathroom. I got to the stall and dropped
my pants . As I was sitting down I lost control and blew
all over the toliet , walls, and chrome fixtures . Calmly
I retreated to the next stall next door and finnished.
As I left, runny shit was creeping towards the door.
Well
,another shit story to add to yer shitty list. me again,
Mr Lactose intorlerance, Anyway, I was the opening act
at a comedy club last month. I had been up all night the
night before cause i had eaten something that triggered
a major non stop stomach cramp session like i had ingested
the gross state production of Wisconsin cheese. I'm tired
as hell, and getting slightly nervous about an hour before
i was due on stage. so im pacing in the parkinglot trying
to work off the last of the cramps when i feel my asshole
getting wet. Well, i'm an hour drive from home, don't have
time to change my pants if i shit em, and the comedy club
is up a major flight of stairs that I know will induce
immediate delivery of my liquid ass child. Luckily it was
getting dark, so I clamp my ass cheeks together and walk
around the back of a computer store that was across the
lot. I see a dumpster that has a brick retaining wall around
it, i vaulted in behind the dumpster just about the time
my anal dam gives way, luckily I get my pants off my ass
in time and spray the backside of the dumpster with a green
slime paste. I start looking around for ANYTHING i can
wipe my ass on, and its then I notice this guy hiding in
the corner, his pants around his ankles, pulling his pud.
What do you say in a situation like that? "Hey, hows
it going?" I grab the crotch of my underwear and rip
them off, use the shredded bits of cloth to clean of my
ass, and retreat to leave the guy to finish his monkey
torture session. Turns out, the guy is the act that follows
me on stage, he opens by telling the audience that he saw
me shitting by the dumpster, they all laugh thinking it
was a joke, it was pretty funny. Next week i'm doing a
joke about catching a guy jerking off behind a dumpster.
On
april fools day Someone put Beads and Ex-Lax in my soup,
I had Green & red Diarhea with beads popping out every
once in a while
So
long, it was standing in the toilet ... while STILL coming
outta my ass, i must mention it was BRIGHT GREEN, I had
been drinking grape soda all day.
I
was In the service, after 11 days of eating MRE'S , I was
backed up to my forehead with shit, I took a bucket ...
asswipe paper, and a plastic bag into the woods ( we were
training) as I was shitting a damn frog kept staring at
me, I threw sticks and rocks at it, it just jumped outta
the way and kept staring, so when I finished, I tossed
him in the bucket with the bag of shit, tied a knot and
tossed it into the bushes ... as I walked away, I could
hear the frog hitting the bag.
After
I got done drinking jagemeister one night, my shit was
a grennish blue color. It reminded me of one of my grateful
dead tee shirts!!! |
