2000-2001 SURVEY << BACK

Indianna Jones can kick my ass. I mean, who can stop Harrison Ford with a bullwhip. He is a better whip-cracker than Devo.

Bill Gates so I could SUE his FUCKIN ASS!!!!!!!

A Tribe Called Quest - The line "Can I Kick It?" says it all ...

Kenny from South Park, because after he did, he would DIE! (You bastard!)

To kick my ass? I'd say the transformer himself: Optimus Prime ... or Heman, damn right.

Jean Luke Picard, I want him to stick a phaser up my bung and yell "ENGAGE" with that french accent. I'd be screamin,"Make it so." Fuck, FUCK ... I think that makes me a geeky Trekie ... kill me someone, please kill me?

my Cock.

a multi-lingual Puerto Rican Santa.

My Ex wife can kick my ass, she already took my money, my car, my house, and emotionally neutered me, the whore might as well kick my teeth in for good measure. Thank God i'm not bitter.

myself, just cuz i deserve it so damn much.

chyna, coz i can slap her fine titties afterwards an i know she would enjoy it the bitch

Fat Bastard cuz he's dead sexy

the Denver Broncos, because otherwise they'll never beat anyone's ass.

Gary Coleman.

Ben Affleck, cuz the man is just toooo fine!!

benicio del mmmmm mmmmmm toro ... anyday baby my place or yours?

Salma Hyeck, (however ya speel that tasty taco's name), cause every since the first time I saw her, I picture her face on whatever cunt im nailin at the time, But id be her bitch quicker than Richard Simmons in a sex offender prison.

myself ... cuz i know i can kick it.

Leta can lay the smackdown on my ass anytime.

a fat broad with blue eyeshadow and no teeth.

a sumo wrestler with a big wet sausage.

pamela anderson ... cos then ill do things to her :p

anyone i don't like can beat my arse ... as long as they kiss it afterwards!!!

jenny McCarthy

Christopher Reeves. Any questions?

ham, cus i love meat on my ass.

i would let anyone beat my ass, for $1; then give them the time of there life.

my girlfriend for reading this crap

I would wish that my own ass would repeatedly beat my ass.

My Dominatrix.

Bill Clinton, because I AM Monica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe Camel ... he's already killing me, he might as well kick my ass while hes at it.

Pamela Anderson Dressed as she did in "Barbed Wire."

Beavis, because it would be cool ... huh huh yah.

My boyfriend chad, cause he's been the best at it.

YOUR MAMMA.

The Olson twins. They fucking suck.

TOM GREEN ... cause he can also shoot his cannon in my bum, and shoot poo poo all over the place!!!

George Bush Jr. - cause he'd lose the election for beating my ass.

the Dali Laama.

buffy she can slay my ass!!

Steven Tyler, for hes a sexy fucker for someone over three times my age but that hasn't stopped me before!

MY HUSBAND A.P. HE BEATS SO GOOD. YUM YUM

Gary Coleman, because it would be funny seeing him stand on a barstool saying "Whutch-you-talkin-bout" Whap!!

I don't care who beats my ass, just as long as that photographer guy from Orgazmo is there taking pictures of the whole thing because I like that surprised look on his face. He would also be yelling "STUNTCOCK!!!"

Steven Hawking could run his electric wheelchair up my ass.

Elaine's, because then she could suck it afterwards ... bye bye jerk!

Jude Law could spank my ass any day baby!! [as long as i get to spank his in return!]

Jennifer Lopez.

I would like to beat ya ass, coz this website sucks.

Mark from BBMak cuz i'd love for him to beat me with his bagpipe. Woooo!

Chris Tucker ... because I'm marrying him!! LOL

Michael Jackson ... cause I'd like to hear him say "Beat it" while in the process!!!

Eminem cuz he wud give it to me well and good and not just a beatin either

Elvis Presley, cuz I like to hear I ain't nuthin but a hound dog! cryin' all the time!

Aliyah ... coz her lard has turned to some good booty

Scott Thompson ... because he's just so cute, gay, and Canadian. Boil MY spaghetti!

Nic Cage. Hurt me, baby!

Spock, because anything else would be illogical.

Shaft, cuz he's 1 bad motha ... shutchyomouth

Alicia Silverstone wearing nothing but a cherry!!!

The Brat, because i like that ghetto shit

Britney spears, cuz it would be fun to yell hit me baby one more time at her

Big Gay Al from south park because I would get MORE than an ASS BEATING.

Jack Nicholson can stop a mudhole in my chest when ever he feels like it.

The Rock could lay the smackdown on my ass any day.

Brad pitt because looking at his face would take the pain away.

my mom ... she sucks.

The makers of this site: Because if their skills in building the site is the same as their fighting skills ... it would be a bloody bath.

Brad Pitt, if I screamed loud enough he might want to have sex.

I'd like Johnny Depp to beat my ass with his big cock.

Sharon Stone, because i will beat hers in return!

larry o'potamus cause he's a big mother fucker.

Britany Spears with a strap-on, mmmmm (Webmaster's Note: I'll be in line with my ass lubed up).

The makers of this site, because they obviously whip the llama's ass, so they could use those skills to beat my ass.

britney spears cuz i could beat hers too.

Bill Clinton, Cause Monica will help him.

Beavis, because it would be cool ... huh huh yah.

Captain Kirk. Do I need to say more?

Bill Gates, because it wouldn't hurt at all.

wesley willis, because that would be fucking cool.

prince. because he's one sexy motherfuck