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Santa
Clause cause ive been very naughty
This
must be Fred Durst. Because i can do everything with him.
that
little hobbit from lotr, he's funny
no
one cause I will fuck any one up, you fucking pussies
adam
sandler cause he is a total hottie!!
my
boyfriend so he can fuck me after
Triple
H (HHH, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, THE GAME) There is no shame
in getting your ass beat by the likes of him, no matter
how much of a bad ass you think you are or how much wrestling
is fake, this fucker is HUGE !!!!
Britney
Spears, but i want her to beat something else
Michael
Jackson, then I could legally beat the shit out him ("self
defense")
jessica
simpson-she sure as hell gives me a MAJOR woody!!
My
asshole of a boyfriend so then I could get him arrested
your
mom. that's what we do every night!
William
Shatner. So he can remove the tribble from my ass
Jewel
-- she has quite a nice rack!
Pamala
Anderson because then I would turn around and fuck her.
That
stupid dancing boxer Prince Naheem or whatever because
then my husband could REALLY beat the shit out of that
little asshole
Yoda!
what can i say that man's a pimp!
Bill
Gates ... cause he looks like a wimp ... and then I could
sue his ass.
Barbara
Striesand because she is a major hottie and very talented
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