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THE BOYFRIEND OF ALOTTA VAGINA

master of pain

dingly dangly

pinky & the brains

Mr. Whitey

FUCKBOT

When does your dick stop being YOU? (care to answer?) WEBMASTER'S ANSWER: When it's in someone else.

Haminahaminahamina...

The Hulk ... It starts as David Banner and turns into the incredible Hulk.

Sercret – strong enough for a man but made for a woman.

SLEEPY STICK – because "IT" puts my wife to sleep.

Oscar, because he deserves an academy Award for his performances!

teeny weeny penie

yummy

looooong

anal canal canoer

The peacemaker

five inches of hell

Miracle-Gro

oh ... oh ... yes ... uh ... yessssssss oh yes!!!!!!!

my hog muscle

I call my husband's penis "Charlie"

Pussy Packer Pete

bottle rocket

Richard ... aka Dick

Shorty

Slik slider

one fat motha fuckin thang is what i call it

I called my ex's Jello. I just thought it was a cute name.

Dr. FeelGood

Mr. Big

the hymen hunter

Harold my ex-boyfriend called his "his only past time to do"

The Tunneler

The Flexx

Giggle stick

shaboinker

cockamus maximus

SIR FUCK-A-LOT

The Crowd Pleaser

Wonder BAR

Crooked

Fred the Fur Finder

Jizzy Banana

Purple Viened Custard Cannon

mongoose delight

El Chub

candy cane

The Quiver Giver

uncle joe's musket

mr. spanky

Ruti Tuti Fresh and Fruti

COCK ROCK

TROY calls his penis ... well ok he thinks its "BIG T" ... i don't think so ... more like "small t" :)

woody wood pecker

little brother

Mr. Peeper

Beef Bus

Sweet Meat

Porkchop

petee and the twins

My Brain

Big Ben

YOURS

super man

Gandalf the wizard

Mr. Winkie

Meat Plug

the love of my life

The Lone Ranger

I wish I had one up my ass right now.

Warrior ... In a dense Forest

herman

Too close to call

I call my boyfriends penis ... Polish sausage

tittie sausage

my only friend

Master

My Brian

old and rotting

LD (long dick)

big shaboozie

blinky

The Mrs. Goop Pleaser, Cause that is his Job

the great one

Bob

Just about anything, except late for dinner! (especially when the dinner is a nice warm hot pocket).

THE MAMMA MONSTER

johnny bangahinie

limpbizcut

8 inches and the ladies call it heaven

My ex-boyfriend called his Dougie, now I call him limp. That is why he is an ex!

fuck stick

getinherNOWWWWW

redwood

Wormy

FUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

The G4 Pube

woody pussypecker

Moe Lester

Tallywhacker

Heat-Seeking Moisture-Missle

my boyfriend's name is Mr Peter then afterwhile its playdough.

the pole

Cock rock METAL!!!

fuck stick

I call his penis Chuck, and boy is it big hard and thick, and he knows just how to use it too!!!

what's up

Zeuss

Super Salami

Wangy McHangy

hot dog

stick & berrys

BROAD SWORD

mr.big

The happy meal

Thor's Hammer O Love

dik

my magic wand

ET (Webmaster's Note: Extra Tiny?)

Tool

omar the tentmaker

Duke

MAXIMUS

hoser

Richard

Buddy

Whizkid

Hawaiin name: CMONIWANNALAYA

Dong

unit

scruffy

The WHOPPER ( it takes 2 hands ! )

orgy master

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

the fudge packer

Wonder Phallus

Nothing, because I don't have one (Webmaster's Note: Sorry. You can borrow ours).

Pecker

Mandingo

clamcracker, tacofiller, donutspreader, quimdowel ...

Crowbar

Dead Camper

The Sperminator

funkyvaginalover

Hercules

Junior

Mr Winky

Goliath

MR HOG

mine!!!

One-eyed spitting anaconda

Dirk Digler

wittle fatty

frank 'n' beans

heat seeking flesh torpedo

MEAT

Pikachu

larry

rich herman

stanley

bill

John C. (you should be proud!)

The purple helmeted warrior of love

my boy

GOD

Little Elvis

all the time

boo-ya

mi amigo

peni

mister wanker

Dick

mr pinky

Oliver

Big Gun

Thick Frank

mighty mouse

woody

The Ass Splitter

farmboy

tommy

Jumbo

Pedro

Little Stoney

I don't call it anything, but it sure feels good when i piss.

wesley willie willis

I'm female, you Dumbass (Webmaster's note: Then why would you answer this question? Do you wish you had a penis called "Dumbass")

The Rock

gulliver

Beefy

sniper

mr. happy

mini me

my pleasure seeker

Lance

Big John

big one

roy

tiny

Moby

Big Balooga

Harvey

ARTHUR - Because when he's drunk he's great! When he's sober he's almost useless.

THE DICK OF DEATH

Giggle Stick

CROTCH CANNON

fearless the wonder dick

sniper

big mac-SUPERSIZED

the pie slicer

my lipstick

I call my boyfriend's cock, "Snickers" because it's guarenteed to satisfy.

my hubby calls his the love log!

I CALL MY BOYFRIENDS PENIS MR.FIREMAN BECAUSE THE HEAD LOOKS LIKE A FIREMANS HAT

BFP - Big Fuckin Penis

Two-Handed Sword +2

Slick Willie

hairy

lumpy (don't ask)

Tuna Can (short, but fat)

North ... it's always pointing north ...

the hulking throbbing pulsating hunk of LOVE sausage

my boyfriend calls his the king snake

A huge quarter pounder that cums with a special mayo

My Meat Shank

Quarter Pounder With Veins

The Big Fag Poker

the thing

I call my hubby's Bud & Budettes

Prince Edward and his two hench men

the hymen hatchet

torpedo in my speedo

I call it Mr. Crack A Lot because thats a funny name. P.S. Dont mind me, I am on crack right now.

just want to say that Roy is a stupid name for a cock!!!!

Big Shot

I call my husbands' penis "INCREDIBLY MARVELOUS"

Big Jim and the Twins

Spank McNightly

Mr. Pushups

Russel the Love Muscle

JOHNNY COME-QUICKLY

the magnifi stiffy

The 1 eye milkman

mr. peepee head

mr happy and his 2 nutty friends

big hairy arab

#1

Rocky

Buford Pusser (cause he's been beat up and shot so many times.)

pink floyd

love snake

hard stick

Erectomatic

One hell of a big COCK

eiffel tower

The Peacemaker

The Intruder

i'ma gurl but my boyfriend joey i jus say "oh my gawd it's joey" his shit is HUGE

No Brain Smitty

MY HUSBAND CALLS HIS ELEPHANT MAN HE HAS A PAIR OF RED, WHITE AND BLUE THONGS THAT HIS PENIS GOES IN THE ELEPHANT TRUNCK AND MAKES IT BOUNCE UP AND DOWN

I call my boyfriend's: Troublemaker :O

thing

Tammy's dick

twig and berries

Johnson Jr.

Noodle

eye never call my penis, since he dont have a phone ...

a tubesteak smothered in underwear with a side of tartar sauce, if you like ;)

Mr. Slimey

King Asshole's Scepter

Little Beavis

big

schnäggli

RED HOT CHILLI PEPPER (CHILE IN SPANISH IS DICK)

Meat Rocket

little me

lonely

hot beef injection

the range rover

scary

We call him Buck-Suck Buck-Fuck Buck ... ect.

Long Duck Dong

pippinello niscemese

dendrogalia (don't seek for a translation it's all GREEK to you)

Hairy

I call my boyfriend's penis Stanley (the power drill) ... And Boy is it ever!

Ground Zero -> It's the BIG ONE!!

tired

billy bob krokus

the 7 footer

My ex-boyfriend, Rudy, called his SECRET: strong enough for a man but made for a woman. Too bad it wasn't true!

BUNNY HOLE DIGGER

Stupid

the Titanic Wang

ta-dah

Underdog

ralph

scooby dooby doo

Kidney Cracker

One-Eyed Trouser Trout

Ankle Spanker

I don't have one. I am female, so can I play with yours?

I call my penis ... on the phone!

Howard Huge

THE GENERAL

I'm a girl, but my boyfriend calls his penis, Edward

beautiful bootie seeker from the planet of love

The Disease Infested Clump of Rotting Flesh

Commander in Chief

woman rider

penis

I call his penis YUMMY, cause it is!

MINE – even though it's his, it's MINE

WingWang

small fry

little one

The pigvillager Simson

Peter

tasty

tinkivinki

Nike (Just do it)

PORK SWORD

Nothing, but we had a saying at Wawa about the shorty hoagie – It may be short, but it's thick!!!

the reamer

The ass eater

Chewbacker

big kahoona

purple hooter shooter

Chuckie the Chubbie

Raw Dickem

The Critter

dinga

doc, after the dwarf

The Beast

I don't call it, it calls me. I'm it's bitch ...

big 10

Vagina. So what if i call my penis Vagina? My girlfriend named her vagina Penis

Beetlejuice

the purple headed love slug

The Poker

Spike

Pal

Mariah

The little general

Bubba

Mr. Johnson

Superdick

Don't have a penis – if I did it would be "miracle" (Webmaster's Note: In this day of advanced science, miracles can happen.)

Douser

Caesar

Captain James T. Kirk

Big Boy

George

joystick

Excalibur

Honkytonk

THE DESTROYER

Sir Lance-A-Lot

Big Wally

giganto

xar

Professor

The Salty Sailor

soneca

Mushroom headed love truncheon

Crazy Jim

bobo

the monkey hunter

Snake

holmes

Wee wee

digit

little buddy

Bond, James Bond

Mr. Johnson

johny boy

Canoe

Master Key

Jumbo Jack Man