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Im
a girl, but i call my boyfriend's penis too big, because
it's ... 13.7 inches long and that TOO big for me (Webmaster's
Note: I'm a little over 3 inches. Will that fit
you better? Please let me know ASAP!)
Bronson Johnson
I
don't have one. I call my vagina "cum on in" though
... (Webmaster's Note: Please email your
phone number ASAP.)
i
named my ex-boyfriend's Floppy... hence the EX
The
Great Pink Hunter
Gonzo,
cause it's bent like gonzo's nose.
The Depth Finder
My ding a ling
ford:
the best never rest
Cockus
Maximus
wankie
wank
My
Veiny Rape-Stick
the
gooy bot... the robot who shoots massive goo!
my
brother calls his penis "zezinh" and my brother
call his "joaozinho" and I put a name on my vagina
..."cicciolina"
the
bearded clam skewer
love
dragon
cumgun
The
Boner Mobile
uncle
fuc*er
LOVE
BONE
flesh-niddle
goes
down like butter
The
Milk Bottle
Taco
Tim
SLUT
STICK
my
b-friend calls it his bag and balls
the
Dog cause I fuck like a dog doggystyle.
the
beef bayonet
banana
dip-cause my boyfriend dip it into me
Craven
Morehead ... the name speaks for itself.
heaven
pussy
pacifier
chef
wang
cave
explorer
Herman
the ONE-EYED German
Mr.
Thick dick
SWEET
STICK
the
pink torpedo
Love
Dragon
the
butt cork
Handsome
Mt.
Etna (5 inches long and spews nut-chowder uncontrollably)
never
satisfied ...
the
curse of the irish
Russell
the "LOVE MUSCLE"
Bin
Laden
fluffy
winky
dink
vagina
magnet
Little
Stoney
Old
Blind Bob
waldo
wiggles
Big
Bad Boy Billy
Mr.
Hootie
The
Duke
I
call my husbands penis "Happy" because he's ALWAYS
happy to see me. And boy am I happy to see him!
my
ming fucker
SLUT
STICK
pussy
pacifier
Hector
(the one eyed cave inspector)
little
red robin
Trouser
Snake
long
john
tapioca
pudding shooter |
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machine
gun
long
and harry and hard to carry
a
dream to all gay men!!!!!!!!
DiNg
A LiNg
Mushroom
on a stick
the
dude
Seymour
because when i get excited, you SEEMORE!
cumgun
purple
headed yogart slinger... load launcher... semen demon...
nut sauce distribution tube... sperm sprayer... cum puker...
hole-thrasher... cunt thumper... slit splitter... fuck
rod... slut cork... whore candy... pussy pounder... jizz
pipe... goo gun... sauce spitter... ejaculation station...
snatch stretcher... ass reamer... clam clogger... anus
ripper... hooker wrecker... mouth piece... facial application
tool... (Webmaster's Note: Wow, that's
a long list. How do you have any time to use that thing?)
blue
vain cigar
Mr.
President
Mushroom
on a stick
the
velvet tipped love dart
my
damn dick
Pinnocchio
The
Shaginator
Potsy
the One-Eyed Nazi
MY
THIRD LEG
call
hubbys non-functional
Little
soilder, because he goes into the deep bush
the
beast from the south
The
breath-alyzer (just blow on it)
my
wife calls it Richard and the Twins
pistol
pete the pussy pleaser
willy
wanka
Major
Cock
small
Chief
Want your Pie
the
Impregnator of many women each producing superior offspring
due to my load containing superior DNA to reproduce a superior
child. Bitches love the Impregnator and men envy the Impregnator.
It may not be long or thick but it has a 100% rate of impregnating
any girl whose eggs come in contact with it's thick child
producing goo.
boy
george
the
custard cannon
Little
big one
Mr.
Friendly
Herbie,
I put my glasses on my penis so it loos like a nose and
eyes
crotch
pheasant
the
sicilian
brown
noser
Donkey
because my ex said was i was hung like a donkey
Piss
pump
brave
(you should see some of the pussies it's fucked!)
wish
bone
i
call my boyfriends penis natalie because i love natalie
portman :) xoxo "boots"
i
call guy's dicks blowpops, yummy
Sir
Fuckalot
mushroom
head
Kaptain
Kangaroo
ROSCOE
Wanker!
Red
Rover
my
favrote companion
dipstick
Stanley,
like the *^%#@#*!POWER DRILL
billy
schlong thronton
edward
no hands
Cool
and the gang
pocket
rocket
ex
boyfriend calls it weenis
Morning
Missle
mr
tasty
I
call mine P J Hooker,, cause i have a bent dick, looks
like a J when its hard,,,, women like it though,,,and so
do I
John
C.
George
of the jungle
falopian
tub killer
wish
bone
the
middle man
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