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sex
the
worst present i ever got was two lousy step kids and a
retarded ex hillbilly wife...ughhhhh
a
rolie .......i don't even smoke!
I
gave my (ex)girlfriend a VHS tape of one of her friends
throating my pecker.
Pencil
with the word sex on it
used
dentures and butt cream
a
slut
porn
i
gave my dad a screwdriver for x-mas
a
fucking dictionary
A
bra AND IM NOT EVEN A GIRL
a
pix i drew of my 4th grade teacher giving the principal
a flesh lollipop-she found it and mailed it to my folx.
sweet!
poop
pair
of boys used underware with skidmarks up and down insides
lol
Those
stupid boxes 'thats filled with love inside'. It was filled
with cardboard.
i
once got soap and the card that came with it said tha i
was dirty and needed a bath.
a
can of beans. I cried afterwards. They laughed.
i
got a rock once ... it was painted black to look like a
lump of coal but my stepmom was to cheap to even give me
the coal!
condoms
A
bag of horse dicks.
I
gave an ex-girlfriend a bumper sticker that said drama
queen -- she bitched and bawled so much, i put it on her
truck.
We
gave our friends Chia Dicks for xmas. The stuff only grew
on the balls. They loved it.
my
dick
I
once gave my step-dad a tiny bottle of elmers glue ...
I stole it on x-mas eve.
big
hot pink granny style underwear that gramma made
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