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me
All
of them, because none of them are women with big tits.
The
stupid fuck got a boner on me
he
milked stray cats and smelled like tuna and beans
tried
to stick his hand in my shirt and said: "oops i slipped" i
was friggin 15 man. stupid perv. i wanted to whack him
with my mom's purse
he
stuck his finger up my shorts & asked me for my #
He
squeezed my nose then I had an affair with him.
he
started to wank off as he seen my mum walk away you could
see him doing it
The
craziest encounter was in 1989, santa tried fingering my
asshole during pic shot!
this
dirty fucker who squeezed my ass when i was sixteen
A
red-suited bitch with only one leg. Where are you supposed
to sit???
His
teeth were green and my God his breath was terrible!
One
goddamned liar; years ago he asked me what I wanted for
x-mas, and i said "a star wars millenium falcon." OK," he
said. I said "thats what you said last year, you mother
fucking liar!" and bitch slapped him in the nuts so
hard he puked on himself. Oh , by the way, my hero's Eb
Scrooge.
A
santa who grabed my dick and said I really am jolly NOW.
a
chinese woman who stuffed her outfit with pillows to make
her look fatter
the
one that grabbed mommy's boob and asked for her number
He
looked and acted just like Alice Cooper and REALLY scared
the kids ... Come to think of it it may have been Alice
Cooper it was here in Michigan about 19 or 20 years ago.
Anyway he SUCKED!!!
I
took my kid to see "Santa" at the mall, all the
fucker did was tell the kids, in a BITCHY voice, "LOOK
AT THE CAMERA", so the Elf could take the picture,
take yer ten bucks, hand you a three cent candy cane and
say "NEXT" not that i'm a vengeful kind of person
when i feel i've been ripped off, but i did take my kid
through the line again after he shit his pants and it was
soaking through the back, left Santa with a nice brown
wet spot on the leg, HA HA you HO HO FUCKER!!! did i mention,
i hate Christmas??
I
got in his lap, and said "Help me Please" ...
everyone thought I wanted 'hope and peace'
he
peed on me! |
